Women I would turn Lesbian for...

Yes, you read correctly... This post is going to list 5 women that I would turn lesbian for and why... :D

The idea of this post came up in today's HPE class... Just another topic discussed between the usual group; [Phantomess], [GoJo], [Clearly Unfocused], and [Tenuto Tuo].

Righto, the lucky five ladies are:

1: P!nk.

Ahhh yes, the fiesty singer who's actual name is Alecia Beth Moore.

Come on... What is there not to love about someone who used to be a skateboarder, hip-hopper and gymnast? (At different times of course...) AND!!! She is a big supporter of the animal rights organisation PETA. *LOVE* I am an animal lover, so the fact that she feels the same way I do already creates some chemistry ;) hehehe.

She doesn't like horror movies, which also puts her in my good books ^^ I can't watch horrors... I guess they serve their purpose in the sense that they, well, scare me! D:

She is a vegan though... That could cause problems hahaha.

Even though I am completely straight, I can see that P!nk can be considered as kinda, well, hot ! Also, the fact that she is an incredibly famous singer earning lots of ching $$$ gives me a pretty damn good reason to turn for her :P

2: My (pretensive) husband [Phantomess]

Of course my sexy husband (who is indeed a girl) would be on this list!!! I know she will read this and be all *hands to heart* "Awwwww MissInvisible, I love youuuuu!" Or not... You know, I'm not sure if the feelings are mutual ^^ We've gone through some figurative rough patches so who knows !

[Phantomess] is the most b-e-a-youuutiful girl I ever did see :) She has an infectious personality ! She share my love for musical theatre ! She is quite understanding of our exceedingly open relationship... (I don't know how many times we have cheated on eachother with [GoJo], [Clearly Unfocused], [Tenuto Tuo] and other anonymous friends)...

I still remember our (literally) two minute long shoddy wedding ceremony on a beach on last years Biology Camp at Stradbroke Island... "Come on guys! We gotta go!" "Uhhhh okay... I now pronounce you husband and wife you can.. do whatever the hell ya want!" *Mini hug* *Scurries off to catch up to rest of crew* At least that's how I remember it :D My memory is really bad so [Phantomess] feel free to correct me here.

So considering that she is one of my bestest (I'm Yours reference) friends, she's absolutely gorgeous, and that we're already married... It makes sense to be with her if I ever became a lesbian :D

I must fit in a random comment in here... I am actually finding it incredibly hard to find women for this list... I have a feeling this is because I am as straight as anyone could possibly be ! But, I shall see this through...

3: Marié Digby

Yes, the singer I mentioned in my blog, Reasonings from the Heart, would be one of the lucky ladies haha.

Firstly, her amazing voice and her acoustic abilities are astounding and make me lover her ! (As an artist... Not anything more). Her mother is Japanese and her father is Irish-American (awesome mix there ! and who knows what others she may have in past generations).

Annoyingly, I can't find as much info on Marié as I could on P!nk... But she is really REALLY pretty, which is a bonus ! Hahahaha...

Love of music + good looks = someone I would go lesbian for hahaha.

Okay, I have now decided that the last two will be women who may not have the best of looks just for laughs! Otherwise, I will not be satisfied with the post... This is my blog, so I'll do it my way dammit ! >:)

4: Unknown...

I unfortunately don't know her name... I know her as the woman who sings Sunny D and Rum. (I strongly suggest you look this song up on youtube because it is epically hilarious :D) Now this woman is damn fine if I must say ;) I would tap that any day! I mean, a woman who is a little, umm, large, seems to be almost toothless, has an oh-so-amazing singing voice *cough*, and decides to put Sunny Delight and Rum together and make a song about it.... What's not to love? :P

5: Ms Logan-Cooper

Now, I'm sure all my friends just did a double-take (Muahahahahaha!)

For those of you don't know. Last year for Maths, I had this teacher called Ms Logan-Cooper...

Now I have no picture of her so I shall attempt to describe her the best I can...

Okay, she has flabby arms, an extensively wrinkle-filled face (which isn't overly attractive either), she wears dresses made out of bin linings and curtains... (Well, at least they looked like as though they were made from them ;P).

Her voice was annoyingly high pitched and thin, her laugh was screeching and unnatural, and she was always making over-the-top hand gestures (which then inspired an anonymous friend and me to make up the "Logan-Cooper Dance" which purely involves making whatever hand gestures you want)... Oh, and she was also quite terrible at teaching... It was clearly her time to retire, but she didn't seem to get the message.

Apart from that, she is truly a lovely lady ! *cough* Any thought that involved her always resulted in graphic violence, or me performing the Logan-Cooper Dance. (Anonymous and myself have sworn to each other that we will dance the Logan-Cooper Dance at our formal, but he has a tendency to chicken out... Hopefully all goes according to plan he.he.he...)

Don't judge my taste in women ! (Or lack of, thus proving my straightnicity (Yeah! New Word!))... At least the first 3 are perfectly acceptable ! :P

As said earlier, this blog (and mainly the last 2 ladies) is a joke and should not be taken seriously...

So until next time fellow symphony writers ! :)